T-Shirt — "Send The Pachy unto the Fossil Records" Pachy Skull

Answer the call of the Sacred Hunt with this premium Sky Father t-shirt, designed for the faithful who know that some pachys belong in the fossil record. Featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design with the iconic rallying cry, "SEND THE PACHY TO THE FOSSIL RECORD!", this tee is the perfect blend of humor and legendary Sky Father lore from The Isle Evrima.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it's perfect for gaming sessions, conventions, casual outings, or everyday wear. The high-quality print delivers a timeless, distressed look that stands out while remaining comfortable enough for all-day adventures.

Whether you've answered the Sacred Hunt, received Sky Father's blessing, or simply enjoy the legendary tales of the faithful, this shirt is a fun way to represent the Sky Father community. Wear it proudly, share a laugh with fellow fans, and let everyone know where you stand beneath the sacred winds.

Blessings upon you, faithful one. 🪽

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette

- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching

- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety

- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable, detailed fossil-style artwork

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean